The fine art of cover art.

Check out the covers of the majority of conservative commentator Ann Coulter's books:

She's really found her look, and she's sticking with it. I noticed that this morning when I saw that her new book is coming out at the end of this year; I knew all her covers were usually alike, but seeing them all together gave me a start. Good times. It took me right back to working in the library when the older gentlemen begged for her new titles and then started salivating when they saw the covers. Ew!

Comments

[lesbrarian]

Too bad Ann's liberal foil, Michael Moore, couldn't be a hottie. But the left-wingers have the general advantage: in my unbiased, scientific, rigorous observations, I have concluded that liberals tend to be more physically attractive. Which is what matters.

[Citizen Reader]

Lesbrarian!
You totally wish you'd thought of this look for YOUR book cover, don't you? :)

[Jessica]

I bet if Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin did a mud-wrestling video together, they would make a mint.

[Citizen Reader]

Jessica,
Not only would they make a mint, but if they collected names and addresses, they could sell that mailing list for an ungodly amount of money to every conservative politician out there! (Also for age-related products, as old white men were always the most eager to check out her books.)

[Terri B.]

Ha! I never realized how similar they were. Yes, she has found her look.

[bybee]

Maybe if someone poured water on her she'd melt.

[Anonymous Library Employee]

We had to decommission an Ann Coulter book at my Anonymous Library a few years ago because a waggish patron had decorated her forehead on the cover with a small swastika. I wanted to continue circulating the otherwise perfectly-good book (I am speaking of its physical condition only) with "Swastika noted" written inside, but I was outvoted. Heh.

[Citizen Reader]

Terri,
Yup, she's found her formula, and she's sticking with it. They must also tell her one side of her face photographs better; she's even always in the same pose!

Bybee,
Goodness, if you poured water on her, you'd give all the old gents who ogle her cover heart attacks.

ALE,
Oh, that is classic. If it's any consolation I totally would have voted with you. Did you charge the last patron? Or did they deny it?

[Sarah]

Re the video: so much for the heterosexual family values crowd . . . . It's Friday and I'm totally disgusted with everything.

[Robert Brown]

ugh

[Brandon]

Now that you've put all those covers together, I find Coulter to be much more appealing, sexually. Her "everyday is Halloween" + dominatrix look is mighty stimulatin', I say. And those blonde tresses! Those splashes of red, white, and black! I'm sure Adolf Hitler, the world's most notorious super-conservative, would've stomped around the Reichstag in a state of perpetual arousal.

Well. Now that I put it that way, Ann Coulter is just creepy.

[Citizen Reader]

Sarah,
I hope your weekend was less disgusting. Hopefully you got a couple days of work? That always helped improve my "disgusted with everything" moods.

Bert,
Couldn't agree more.

Brandon,
Ha, I know, I didn't even notice the red and black until they were all next to each other. Everything about this woman and her cover designs is repugnant. "Creepy" is a good word too.