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02 June 2011

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I love The Oatmeal! How To Suck At Facebook was my favorite.

Bybee,
I was hard-pressed to pick a favorite. I also enjoyed "How to Pet a Kitty," but that's also because I like kitties.

Right. So now that I've learned about The Oatmeal, I want to bear his children. I'm seriously considering sending him a copy of The Adventures of the Princess and Mr. Whiffle, so that he will read it and love it and marry me.

This is probably not a foolproof plan but I can't think of anything better.

Oh, Lesbrarian,
Now I totally want you to meet The Oatmeal, have him be swept off his feet by you and your copy of Mr. Whiffle, and have the two of you create hilarious and good-looking babies!! Isn't he the best? Now, how can we get the two of you together?

If movies and novels of the romantic comedy genre are any indicator, and I don't see why they would lie to me, what we need here is a madcap plan. It will involve lots of lighthearted missteps, cases of mistaken identity, and missed connections, and it will seem as though it's just not going to work, but at the last possible moment everything will come together, thanks to the intervention of a plucky little dog.

And don't forget the "meet cute," Lesbrarian, you have to have a "meet cute." Where does the Oatmeal live? How can we just happen to get you into his neighborhood, with or without the plucky little dog?

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