This month's must read: the conclusion.
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Citizen Reader: The Staycation.

That's right, Citizen Reader is going on a staycation.

And, because Citizen Reader is a dolt, she's doing up a staycation the right way: going to the doctor to get some health issues resolved and waiting for her laptop computer, which died in the middle of being stressed by said health issues, to be diagnosed and fixed or replaced. Et tu, computer? (A big shout-out to Mr. CR, who's letting me use his desktop, even though I am a computer jinx.)

All told, I'd rather be flying to London or Edinburgh. In the meantime, have a great weekend and week and enjoy the start of autumn. I'll be back before you know it--that's a threat. I mean, promise.