Many thanks to the Lesbrarian for pointing me to this article in the New York Times:
Now, keep in mind, I never use Twitter because I can't figure it out. AT ALL. How dumb does that make me?
I'll say this: ever since I deleted my Facebook account a few weeks back (I was primarily on it for work reasons, and due to some of my work changing, I no longer have to be), my life really has been better. Take that, Mark Zuckerberg.