as a Twitter account* posting such items as the below was more than enough. I really don't know that it needed to be made into a book.
"'Right, well, anyway, good, I suppose I should really probably soon start to think about maybe making a move" - Translation: Bye" [Note: Evidently, this sort of thing is considered a "very British problem."]
And there you have it. My brevity may not be the soul of much wit, but it is all I have the energy for tonight. Have a great weekend, all.
*p.s. I still don't understand Twitter, and honestly, I think I'm happier that way.